Issue One

Welcome to the first issue of The asher Newsletter. I really appreciate all of you for signing up! I’ve been told that it’s important to under promise, over deliver, so I’ll just say this: now that you’re subscribed, you will never die and you will have amazing sex every day.

I’ll keep this one quick.

1. My new book is coming out in 6 weeks, and I’m having a launch party at The Bell House in Brooklyn. I’m putting a lot of love into organizing it and I legit think it’s going to be so insane and fun (I made custom sunglasses to give away!) — Click HERE for details. If you’re in the area, swing by and say hello.

2. If you’re not in the area, but would still like to say hello, I’ll be doing a few other book tour stops. Drop a comment if you want me to add your city to the list. I sincerely have no idea where you all are. It would be incredible to find out that 100% of you are in Toledo or something. Needless to say, if that were the case, Ohio, here I come!

3. Oh, and one small thing: The Late Show, where I work, got canceled last night. On a totally unrelated note, it would mean a lot if 10,000 of you became paid subscribers right now. Just a fun, random thought!

Here’s a cartoon to kick off your weekend:

And here are three things that I enjoyed this week that I think you might enjoy as well:

1. This cartoon from my nemesis Ellis Rosen:

   

2. This quote from Chris Williamson: “Perfectionism is procrastination masquerading as quality control.”

3. This article about how sloths do, in fact, fart (featuring a short video where a sloth in a bath tub, in fact, farts).

   

Finally, for paid subscribers, here are some bonus cartoons from me that you can’t find anywhere else (again, could be fun!):